“It’s all about how you look, inside is nothing. External appearance is everything. That’s why I wear this tie…”
—Cyrus Partovi, Middle East Politics, Lewis & Clark College
May 2013
1 post
April 2013
10 posts
“You had me at T.L.O.”
—Todd Lochner, Constitutional Law: Civil Liberties, Lewis & Clark College
“Forget about denial. We’ll pretend it doesn’t exist.”
—Dr. William Cole, Introduction to Psychology, Lewis & Clark College
“None of us have ever been to the sun.”
—Ian McDonald, Political Parties & Interest Groups, Lewis & Clark College
“You can’t have any lights on when you’re talking about Freud.”
—Dr. William Cole, Introduction to Psychology, Lewis & Clark College
“Carbon doesn’t react when you inform carbon of what it is doing. It’s not smart.”
—Ian McDonald, Political Parties and Interest Groups, Lewis & Clark College
“I want to see an exhibit of elegance and beauty out of one of you.”
—Todd Lochner, Constitutional Law: Civil Liberties, Lewis & Clark College
“Have you seen this? Where? In your dreams? Your nightmares?”
—Matthew Johnston, Daniel Day Lewis & American Archetypes in Art, Literature, and Film, Lewis & Clark College
“This is just some kind of ramshackle chestnut operation!”
—Matthew Johnston, Daniel Day Lewis and American Archetypes in Art, Literature, and Film, Lewis & Clark College
“I could’ve set myself up as the Rasputin of Norway!”
—Eddie Cushman, Philosophy 103 “Ethics” Lewis & Clark College
“You know why it’s easier to study carbon molecules than interest groups—carbon doesn’t react when you inform carbon of what it is doing. It’s not smart.”
—Ian McDonald, Political Parties & Interest Groups, Lewis & Clark College
March 2013
2 posts
“Upward inflect at the end of every line! I know I’m kind of being a Nazi here, but it’s important!”
—Rebecca Lingafelter, Acting III, Lewis & Clark College
“Oh, listen. A crying baby, let’s enjoy it. Maybe it sounds better than me.”
—Cyrus Partovi, Introduction to International Affairs, Lewis & Clark College
February 2013
19 posts
“It’s a fun exercise… No, I mean it’s a tragic exercise. Yes, to imagine that Robert Kennedy survived.”
—Ian McDonald, Political Parties & Interest Groups, Lewis & Clark College
“I did not come here to be told what to do.”
—Peter Christiansen, Socialization of Baby Media, Lewis & Clark College
“If you are getting stuck, please get in my grille by the end of next week.”
—Ian McDonald, in writing, Political Parties & Interest Groups, Lewis & Clark College
“Next time someone says “Happy Valentine’s Day,” look at them dead faced and say, “I will not sleep with you.”
—Todd Lochner, Constitutional Law: Civil Liberties, Lewis & Clark College
“It is not just people who are frothing. It is people who are frothing with a purpose.”
—Ian McDonald, Political Parties & Interest Groups, Lewis & Clark College
“Of course you kept them. Because I gave them to you, and you treasure everything I give you.”
—Marty Hart-Landsberg, Radical Political Economics, Lewis & Clark College
“That’s three sixes. We all know what that means! …That six is the minimum!”
—Yung-Pin Chen, Perspectives in Statistics, Lewis & Clark College
