Shit My Professor Said

"It’s all about how you look, inside is nothing. External appearance is everything...."

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:01:05 -0400

“It’s all about how you look, inside is nothing. External appearance is everything. That’s why I wear this tie…”

- Cyrus Partovi, Middle East Politics, Lewis & Clark College

"You had me at T.L.O."

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 01:48:47 -0400

““You had me at T.L.O.””

- Todd Lochner, Constitutional Law: Civil Liberties, Lewis & Clark College

"Forget about denial. We’ll pretend it doesn’t exist."

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 01:47:28 -0400

““Forget about denial. We’ll pretend it doesn’t exist.””

- Dr. William Cole, Introduction to Psychology, Lewis & Clark College

"None of us have ever been to the sun."

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 03:09:42 -0400

““None of us have ever been to the sun.””

- Ian McDonald, Political Parties & Interest Groups, Lewis & Clark College

"You can’t have any lights on when you’re talking about Freud."

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 03:08:17 -0400

““You can’t have any lights on when you’re talking about Freud.””

- Dr. William Cole, Introduction to Psychology, Lewis & Clark College

"Carbon doesn’t react when you inform carbon of what it is doing. It’s not smart."

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 03:06:43 -0400

““Carbon doesn’t react when you inform carbon of what it is doing. It’s not smart.””

- Ian McDonald, Political Parties and Interest Groups, Lewis & Clark College

"I want to see an exhibit of elegance and beauty out of one of you."

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 03:05:23 -0400

““I want to see an exhibit of elegance and beauty out of one of you.””

- Todd Lochner, Constitutional Law: Civil Liberties, Lewis & Clark College

"Have you seen this? Where? In your dreams? Your nightmares?"

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 03:04:14 -0400

““Have you seen this? Where? In your dreams? Your nightmares?””

- Matthew Johnston, Daniel Day Lewis & American Archetypes in Art, Literature, and Film, Lewis & Clark College

"This is just some kind of ramshackle chestnut operation!"

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 03:03:04 -0400

““This is just some kind of ramshackle chestnut operation!””

- Matthew Johnston, Daniel Day Lewis and American Archetypes in Art, Literature, and Film, Lewis & Clark College

"I could’ve set myself up as the Rasputin of Norway!"

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 03:01:44 -0400

“I could’ve set myself up as the Rasputin of Norway!”

- Eddie Cushman, Philosophy 103 “Ethics” Lewis & Clark College

"You know why it’s easier to study carbon molecules than interest groups—carbon..."

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:10:27 -0400

““You know why it’s easier to study carbon molecules than interest groups—carbon doesn’t react when you inform carbon of what it is doing. It’s not smart.””

- Ian McDonald, Political Parties & Interest Groups, Lewis & Clark College

"Upward inflect at the end of every line! I know I’m kind of being a Nazi here, but it’s..."

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:58:00 -0400

“Upward inflect at the end of every line! I know I’m kind of being a Nazi here, but it’s important!”

- Rebecca Lingafelter, Acting III, Lewis & Clark College

"Oh, listen. A crying baby, let’s enjoy it. Maybe it sounds better than me."

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 19:28:33 -0500

“Oh, listen. A crying baby, let’s enjoy it. Maybe it sounds better than me.”

- Cyrus Partovi, Introduction to International Affairs, Lewis & Clark College

"It’s a fun exercise… No, I mean it’s a tragic exercise. Yes, to imagine that..."

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:39:03 -0500

“It’s a fun exercise… No, I mean it’s a tragic exercise. Yes, to imagine that Robert Kennedy survived.”

- Ian McDonald, Political Parties & Interest Groups, Lewis & Clark College

"I did not come here to be told what to do."

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 04:04:16 -0500

“I did not come here to be told what to do.”

- Peter Christiansen, Socialization of Baby Media, Lewis & Clark College

"If you are getting stuck, please get in my grille by the end of next week."

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:03:56 -0500

“If you are getting stuck, please get in my grille by the end of next week.”

- Ian McDonald, in writing, Political Parties & Interest Groups, Lewis & Clark College

"Next time someone says “Happy Valentine’s Day,” look at them dead faced and say,..."

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:38:44 -0500

“Next time someone says “Happy Valentine’s Day,” look at them dead faced and say, “I will not sleep with you.””

- Todd Lochner, Constitutional Law: Civil Liberties, Lewis & Clark College

"It is not just people who are frothing. It is people who are frothing with a purpose."

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 17:52:33 -0500

“It is not just people who are frothing. It is people who are frothing with a purpose.”

- Ian McDonald, Political Parties & Interest Groups, Lewis & Clark College

"Of course you kept them. Because I gave them to you, and you treasure everything I give you."

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 12:56:52 -0500

““Of course you kept them. Because I gave them to you, and you treasure everything I give you.””

- Marty Hart-Landsberg, Radical Political Economics, Lewis & Clark College

"That’s three sixes. We all know what that means! …That six is the minimum!"

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 00:27:41 -0500

“That’s three sixes. We all know what that means! …That six is the minimum!”

- Yung-Pin Chen, Perspectives in Statistics, Lewis & Clark College